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I don't care if I starve.

I can't cook to save my life.

I said to my friends that if I was going to starve, I might as well starve where the food is good.

To eat bread without hope is still slowly to starve to death.

I'm not a cook. I don't think I ever will be.

I don't go long without eating. I never starve myself: I grab a healthy snack.

The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my words.

There is no one who would have me - I can't cook.

I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it.