There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
In high school, I got smacked and kicked around. Two bloody noses. It was horrible.
Violence is a part of the world and life, and you shouldn't have to take it out of stories.
Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of.
You just tell a good story where you're funny and it makes people laugh.
Right out of high school I never had the fear of getting beat, which is how most people lose.
Once, I was coming back from school, and there was this guy who was eve-teasing me and my friend. I had a Milton water bottle that I flung it at his face. My dad told me if you are in a crowded place and a guy eve-teases, you should make noise. I did exactly that and got people on the road to beat up the guy.
And I began to tell little anecdotes that had happened to me, and people would laugh. And I began to like that, you know. But I knew that, 'cause I'd do that in school, but I wouldn't do it out there in front of all them people.
I never got beaten up, because I was a wisecracking jokester. I could make a bully laugh before he delivered a punch.
The last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap.
A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.