I like to think of myself as a virtuous troll.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
The most virtuous are those who content themselves with being virtuous without seeking to appear so.
Being virtuous is wonderful thing, but feeling virtuous is a shortcut to vice.
I never think of myself as wise. I think of myself as possessing a critical intelligence which I intend to allow to operate.
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.
You can be a virtuous person without faith in God.
I don't think of myself as a rebel; I just say what I think.
I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
I think of myself as a plain human being who happens to be an American.
I think of myself as a highly sexual creature.