It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
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Just being an ape is a workout.
Apes are apes, though clothed in scarlet.
I think I'm pretty misunderstood, because I'm not just about football.
You have different sorts of people in life, so why should it be any different in football?
Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here?
Ask, 'How are we different from the great apes?' We have culture, we have civilisation, and we have language to be celebrated as part of being human.
I thought if I could understand why apes get mean and horrible and aggressive when they grow up, maybe I could understand why people get mean and horrible and aggressive and have wars.
Darwin wasn't just provocative in saying that we descend from the apes - he didn't go far enough. We are apes in every way, from our long arms and tailless bodies to our habits and temperament.
We are making a little portion of their brains be sprinters; they are 100 percent football players, but for these purposes, they must learn the proper way to run.
We admit that we are like apes, but we seldom realise that we are apes.