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You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

Needless to say, I would have loved to have been a black belt instead of actually just wearing one to hold up my pants!

When I tend to belt, it kind of reminds me of like a more '60s girl doo-wop kind of belting.

I've a belt that I have worn for every single stand-up comedy session since I was 19. I fear if I ever lose it, my career would crumble. That's my one OCD.

I want the belt. Always.

When you want the belt, you have to work for it.

The belt doesn't represent me; it's how you deal with people, how you represent yourself as a champion. The belt is a sign of a champion, but what makes a champion is the things I have just said.

Belts distract the eye from a bloated tummy, a heavy-set upper body and all manner of sins. They can be a superb way to update your wardrobe without breaking the bank, and there's no reason to stop wearing them, ever!

I had a classic gym teacher in junior high who wore a weightlifter's belt all the time.

I find it frustrating when people wear belts with braces. That's an interesting one.