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I'm always having to be told to brush my hair.

My hair is capable of doing a lot of different things.

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.

I'm always hairy. I swear too much.

If I can't even be bothered to brush my hair, I don't think I should start getting face work... I think it would look a bit try-hard.

I don't spend as much time on my hair as people think. I get out of the shower, whack some grease on there and I'm done.

Hair is about when you're younger. I am my hair.

Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living.

My hair walks into a room before I do.