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It is better to not even try it than to endure the ramifications of either quitting smoking or dying.

I like smoking! I mean, God, I quit everything else, can't I smoke?

I just don't want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure.

So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.

I have absolutely no desire and no thought of quitting ever.

You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late.

It takes a lot of dedication to quit smoking, and whether you give up for good on your first try or have to give it a couple of tries - just keep swinging at it and you will succeed.

Smoking kills you, but life kills you, and if you don't want to die, go into a freezer when you are born and nothing will happen to you.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.