If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.
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I would go to bed every night and have dreams about having a time machine and somehow I'd have the ability to move through time and space freely, and save Anne Frank.
I'd get home at 3:30 A.M. from the bar after my shift ended at 1. I'd write jokes, film it, and then sleep. So I did that for two years.
I learned very early that you don't get time back. I'd miss my children growing up, so that's the reason I retired.
I wouldn't change a thing in my own life, but I'd like to go back in time anyway though, just to some sort of eras that I wish I'd lived in - like the '60s. I'd love to have been in London in the '60s, partying away.
After my parents passed away - in 2000 and 2003 - I felt I could take the time to think about the past and imagine what it would have been like to be my grandmother.
I wish I could freeze time or go back in time and watch my kids grow up all over again because it is just going by too fast.
I would get so into playing as a kid that I'd lose track of time.
I would roll up pennies to take the subway to work in Times Square. I was broke, but I was happy.
I write about times and places I would visit in a time machine, like ancient Rome or the Wild West.
We used to have to arrange things around the dialysis. I would have to plan where to play so I could be back in time, and couldn't go too far.