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I've been a weirdo since I was a kid.

I'm the weirdest person.

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

I used to think that anyone doing anything weird was weird. I suddenly realized that anyone doing anything weird wasn't weird at all and it was the people saying they were weird that were weird.

I was always the weirdo at school.

I would just randomly blurt out things like, 'What if a man showed up today and was carrying an umbrella, but it wasn't raining?' Eventually, people started to call me weird.

I was a weird kid.

I can remember, when I was in college, irritating deeply somebody I was going out with, because he would ask me what I was thinking and I would say I was thinking nothing. And it was true.

For a year, I had all sorts of weirdos coming on to me.