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I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.

The thing is, when you see your old friends, you come face to face with yourself. I run into someone I've known for 40 or 50 years, and they're old. And I suddenly realize I'm old. It comes as an enormous shock to me.

I believed that old people never laughed. I thought they sighed a lot and groaned. They walked with sticks, and they didn't like children on bicycles or roller skates... or with big dogs.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

I love older men.

I think old people are scary. They remind you of your own death. People don't like to tell you that.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

Old people are scary. And I have to face it. I am old and I am scary.

I have a wonderful respect for old people.