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If your oxygen mask drops down, it's time to take a breather!

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart.

I've often thought that Obama should come out in favor of oxygen, just to see how many right-wingers keel over from holding their breath for too long.

I did not see his face, because he was all covered with blood.

I think the world needs to see more of my face.

Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.

Celebrity is a mask that eats into the face.

Mascaras' physique, in terms of symmetry and size, and his style in the ring really made him stand out. He really did live up to his name 'The Man of 1,000 Masks.' I think he had 1,000 masks and more. You would really never see him wear the same outfit twice... He was always very, very colorful.