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I'm an addict for underwear.

I'm a middle-aged dad, which means I have no social time or life to speak of, and so I connect with my buddies with my Xbox.

I play on all the consoles, but Xbox, mostly. I'm versatile, though, so whatever's going on, I'll take care of it.

I play games.

I'm a gamer. I play PlayStation all the time.

I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time.

I'm a boxer-briefs guy.

I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear.

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.