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I am deathly allergic to cats. I mean, I love all animals, but they're not my animal of choice.

Unfortunately, I'm allergic to all animals and even some people.

I'm allergic to doing the obvious thing.

I've got an allergy to looking too neat.

My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.

I think it is absolutely crazy in this day and age that I have to go through a trial and error method to see if my child is allergic to an antibiotic or peanuts. I should just know.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

You can't feed a cat with cream and food in the kitchen and expect him to go catch mice.

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.