You could call me on the phone and say, 'Someone blew up your entire house, Mike.' If it's not a person involved, I would sort of blink, whatever. That's all replaceable, right?
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I know how to fake someone out, if they break into my house, into thinking there are other people there.
If there was a fire at my house I would throw more things on it. The only thing I would take out? Myself!
If somebody dumps something noxious in my back yard, the dumper is the last one I would call on to repair the damage.
You should see my house. It's sort of explosive. Like a crazy person lives there.
My mom would be leaving the house and she'd say, 'Don't you pull out all of the old dresses in the attic and put on a show again!' And the door would close, and that's exactly what I'd do. The show was calling me!
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down with us trapped, locked in it.
Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case 'cause he thinks it's a guitar, and he gets it home and opens it up and there's a rake inside it, an electric toilet plunger and a dog skull? That actually happened.
If I could throw my phone away, I would probably do it. It's always on silent, and I don't like when it rings and people are calling. We could live without those things in the past when we just had a phone on the street somewhere, on the corner or at the house. I have no interest in telling all the people what I do every day and where I am.
Just go up to somebody on the street and say 'You're it!' and then run away.