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I don't need to break the speed limit. But if I'm not passing other vehicles on the interstate, I get a little irritated.

I do like to drive fast and I have gotten pulled over in the past. I use my skills to get out of tickets.

I've been pulled over five times for speeding - and talked my way out of every single ticket!

You get a lot of speeding tickets, and you say, 'I'm so unlucky!' No, you're not. You're speeding. Slow down.

I get speeding ticket like everybody else. If the restaurant is full I'm waiting in line like everybody else.

I get parking tickets all the time.

I'm not a fast driver. I've seen what speed can do.

If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower.

I never exceed the posted speed limit.

I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life.