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Once I'm at the arena with the guys in the dressing room, and in the bus, and on the plane, I'm a player. And I sit in the back with the players and I play cards and try to take their money.

I tip like crazy. They'll remember me. Celebrity can be expensive.

I've always showed up. If I got paid.

I thought that I was going to have to pay them to do what I wanted to do, that was how much fun I was having. You're 20 years old and you're hanging out with rock stars and going to fabulous parties, and then you talk about it!

I've had money thrown onstage, dollars, couple of five-dollar bills. I took the money, but it wasn't much.

I always bring cash for tips, and I never give less than $20. I used to work in a smoothie shop, so I know the value of a tip.

I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad.

I basically have paid for a piano and a flat-screen television completely with my poker earnings. I'm pretty good at it.

Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs.

I have a lot of offers to play for appearance fees. It's nice gravy, but it's not a big motivating factor for me, to go here and there just for money.