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I put my foot in my mouth more than I speak properly.

The words walked right out of my mouth.

My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.

I always said, 'A blind dog with three legs could get a standing ovation for singing 'I'm Still Here!'

If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.

Because I'm small, I've been called things from 'Happy Feet' to 'Little Face.'

I'm a basket case. Yeah, you know, I put my foot in my mouth more than I speak properly.

If I go to a baseball game, I hear 'Shoeless Joe,' but otherwise, I hear 'toe pick' five times a day. No matter how many more movies I make, that'll be on my gravestone.

I remember doing stand-up at an open mic a long time ago, and the MC was like, 'Who's next?' I said, 'Marietta Sirleaf,' and he was like, 'What?' And I was like, 'Ugh, okay, just Retta.' It stuck with me ever since.

The English say, Yours Truly, and mean it. The Italians say, I kiss your feet, and mean, I kick your head.