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I am the worlds laziest writer.

I'm the laziest person - that's my normal self. When I'm hanging around my house, I literally look like a tramp. I love being comfortable and having no make-up on.

I know who I am.

I'm the messiest person I know.

I'm the laziest inventor you ever met. My inventing is in my head - I don't have to be in the lab working and sweating.

I'm an all-or-nothing guy. When I'm working, I work, work, work, work, work, and when I'm not, I'm the laziest sloth this planet has ever provided us.

I could easily not be the person that people know.

I know who I am and what I do.

I'm the goofball. I'm the person cracking people up.