Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.'
I'm not Mr. Mom, but there's just certain things I won't say anymore.
Life's too short not to laugh about yourself and the cards you're dealt.
Never marry a man who hates his mother because he'll end up hating you.
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
Don't be like my mother when my father had a heart attack. My mother had never handled the finances. I don't ever want to see anybody go through that. Women shouldn't be in that position.
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.
The worst men often give the best advice.
You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.