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We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed.

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

If someone was out all day, we wouldn't give them just one cat, because they would be lonely - we would give them two cats.

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

Multiple cat households are a good thing.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

People really do spend a lot of money on their pets - sometimes more then themselves.

Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life.

I have three dogs and a cockatoo.