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I don't really like pants, man. I like tights. I'm not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.

That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants.

My biggest complaint with tights is that they do not accommodate skinny-ankled people like myself.

I am anti-pants.

My dad wouldn't buy me tight pants. I had to get my own money to buy them.

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

Men should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold.

Guys out there have no sense of how their clothes should fit.