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I'd love to play in a Red Sox game. It would be so awesome to actually walk out on the field and play, just for one inning. I'd also steal everything I could get my hands on in the clubhouse, which is why they won't let me do it.

If it wasn't for baseball, I'd be in either the penitentiary or the cemetery.

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.

I'll play baseball for the Army or fight for it, whatever they want me to do.

If I believed in Hell, I'd definitely be going there.

Playing baseball was my dream, and no amount of money could sway my opinion.

Baseball is my escape. The sights, the sounds, the way the park smells. There is truly no place I would rather be than at a game.

I play to represent God, something bigger than baseball.

When I got out of baseball, I got all the way out. I might watch a World Series game or something.