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I love being a scientologist, as it's helped me in every single aspect of my life.

I don't dispute Scientology can help people; I think that is a very important fact to keep in mind.

I love talking about Scientology.

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. It's very helpful.

From the very beginning, when you go into Scientology your world narrows down very quickly.

One of the things I have always enjoyed about Scientology is their proactive approach to journalists who are covering them.

It just seems like a religion that is perfect for people who feel like they need a grounding, who feels that the world has run off on them. I've discussed this with Scientologists, and they don't disagree. So, for a certain type of person, that's great.

I have to say that one of the most important things Scientology has given me is the ability to keep my integrity together. I understand how people can get into unethical situations, and Scientology has always helped me keep my head clear and be in present time.