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I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?

I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time.

No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.

Don't judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn't do my laundry.

Sexual underwear is tacky.

I love Calvin Klein underwear. That's the only kind of underwear I wear.

I'm an addict for underwear.

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

To be honest, the piece of clothing from a man's wardrobe I wear most often, to bed and around the house, is my boyfriend's underwear. I think it's infinitely unfair that women are compelled to wear underwear with a comfort factor of zero whilst men stroll around in essentially the most comfortable item of clothing ever made.

We are a breathtakingly alienated people... One of my props is the world's largest underpants. I've had the president of Costa Rica in my underpants with me.