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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

I'm not a real blond... Shocking.

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

I hate being a blonde.

The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree.

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette.

I've always been blonde.

I'm a natural blonde!

I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.

Being blonde means people decide on sight that you are much prettier and nicer than you really are, just as Americans automatically add 10 points to someone's IQ when they hear an English accent. Fact.