Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
Nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if it is the salt of the earth.
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
Speak the truth, do not yield to anger; give, if thou art asked for little; by these three steps thou wilt go near the gods.
If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times.
Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance.
I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone's real belief in something to help tell a story. I will not do something shocking for the sake of being nasty. If it's not hurting anyone's feelings, I'm in on the joke.
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.
What I've always said about comedy is if you do it in the right way, you can say anything to anybody because they know where you're coming from. They know it's not malicious.
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
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