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If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.

I always try to have a fun nail. It's something whimsical that you can pull off anytime.

No one likes getting their nails done more than I do.

I am, it is safe to say, not a practical man. The few attempts I've made to hammer in a nail have ended in broken thumbs, burst pipes, and water spraying everywhere with the house on fire.

I think I have more in common with a carpenter than you might think. We're putting things together.

I never go wild with nails.

I have these long nails, but I literally do nothing to them! The thought of filing my nails drives me insane.

A worker may be the hammer's master, but the hammer still prevails. A tool knows exactly how it is meant to be handled, while the user of the tool can only have an approximate idea.

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.