The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool enough to allow skunks to choose the weapons.
Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it.
It is sometimes very hard to tell the difference between history and the smell of skunk.
Wilderness trails constitute a rare space in America marked by economic diversity. Lawyers and construction workers get bitten by the same mosquitoes and sip from the same streams; there are none of the usual signals about socioeconomic status, for most hikers are in shorts and a T-shirt and enveloped by an aroma that would make a skunk queasy.
The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.
There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.
The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage.
One thing I would say is real cops have real gallows senses of humor and make incredibly funny and inappropriate jokes in the presence of dead people all the time.
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.