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The only luck I had in my life was when I married you. I knew it wouldn't last because I was too happy. I knew they would not let me be happy.

I still have horrible luck with girls.

My marriage started to go badly wrong after I had my second son.

I have been married twice, but both of my wives have been too bright to be sucked in by women's lib.

Five wives can't all be wrong.

Anne and I have now been married almost 32 years, and I am the luckiest husband in the world.

It was an accident of circumstance that I never married.

I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.