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I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked.

That was my pride and joy - that I made it through all those years of minor hockey without losing any of my teeth; then, I ended up losing them in a car accident in New York when I was riding in a taxi. So, I end up losing my teeth, but not in the glamorous fashion I envisioned.

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.

There are several peculiarities that I share with children which, like having no front teeth, are perhaps more acceptable in the very young, but which, for better or worse, seem to be a part of my makeup.

My father made false teeth. Unfortunately, during the Depression, not many people could afford them, and my parents lost their home.

I'm sorry, but I was born with a towel on my head.

One fan sent me one tooth, so I made a necklace out of it. But then I found a bunch of my baby teeth, and started realizing I would love to wear a piece of my fans' bodies on me.

When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body.

I'm not going to change my teeth or get a nose job. That manufactured perfection does nothing for me.