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I have no dating life.

I'm not a dating person.

I'm single, and I hate dating.

You don't need to know who I'm dating. You don't need to know what I'm doing. I'm fine with everybody not knowing that.

I don't date. The thought of that is so yuck.

In fact, no one has ever really wanted to go on a date with me.

I don't have time to date.

I've never been on a date.

I've actually never been taken on a date in my whole life.