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I have a very muscular face.

I have a rubbery face.

I have this really big face.

I have such a little face.

I have a face like the behind of an elephant.

I feel like I'm extremely normal. I do have a bizarre face that's a bit out of proportion. I guess that's why some people see me as strange.

I get described as 'interesting' a lot. People often call me odd, too. Maybe they mean ugly. Given the services of a plastic surgeon, I would get a pair of cheekbones.

My face is distinct. It's hard to confuse me with anyone else.

I have one of those faces that nobody likes.

My face is almost like a canvas - a blank canvas in the sense that the hair on my face is very, very fine and my skin is incredibly fair and my hair is quite dark, and that's very unusual.