I wear glasses, have a big scar, I sing loud, and I am blond. I'm sorry!
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
When I was a teenager, I was fat. I was shy. I wore glasses. I had a big eyebrow and hair all over my body. They were years of torture.
My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile.
I have scary eyes. I look like the guy in 'American History X,' yes. I remember coming home from school and asking my mum if I could get an eye transplant, and of course she declined.
My singing is part of me, like my stoutness, or my light hair, or my poor eyesight.
I wore glasses my whole life, but then I got Lasik eyeball surgery, and I fixed that.
When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the scar on my right eyebrow obviously.
My scar is beautiful. It looks like an arrow.
I'm so shy now I wear sunglasses everywhere I go.
I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading.
I'm misrepresented as a scary person. I'm not. It's all about my size and my eyebrows.