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All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security.

It's the fashion, I tell you: big, tall women going out with tiny, tiny men.

Sometimes women who are taller aren't comfortable with it, but I love being tall.

My mother is a tall woman - as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born in 1922.

The pressure is on the women to be particularly small, and then not only that, the whole package. It's extreme.

If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?

A fact of modern life is that it takes women longer to get ready than men.

I used to think that guys preferred tall women. But plenty of them like short girls.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

I have not met a man as tall as me who is as quick as me, ever.