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I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.

Children are short people. Some you like, some you don't.

I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me.

Being short works for me.

I didn't want to be short. I've tried to pretend that being a short guy didn't matter. I tried to make up for being short by affecting a strut, by adopting the voice of a much bigger man, by spending more money than I made, by tipping double or triple at bars and restaurants, by dating tall, beautiful women.

People who are short, they're often portrayed as the victim.

My mom is probably the only person shorter than me that I'm scared of. Still to this day. She's, like, five-two, maybe.

It's very cool to be short, very cool. When I was in eighth grade, and the height I am now, I would just look at the cute little short girls and think, 'If only, if only.'

I am this guy who's four and a half feet tall, but my life doesn't constantly address it.

Funnily enough, I never thought of myself as being short. Being an actor has made me much more conscious of it than I would have been otherwise.