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I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

I'm greedy, and I have a house to pay for and a wife. She has a job of her own, but I bleed her dry. She's on her third shift right now.

My mother had bought a sewing machine for me. When I went away to college, she gave me a sewing machine, a typewriter and a suitcase, and my mother made $17 a week working as a maid 12 hours a day, and she did that for me.

I have a beautiful wife and two beautiful children, and every day I am paid to do what I love.

If I'm going to work, I want to work with my wife.

I'm pretty handy in the kitchen. But my wife's the real genius.

I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!

I'm a housewife: I spend far more time on housework than anything else.