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A newspaper should be the maximum of information, and the minimum of comment.

The newspaper is a marvelous medium. It is extraordinarily convenient and cheap. Let's see. This one cost 75 cents. Now that's a little high. I bought it when I was downtown this morning.

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.

The newspaper is dying. I'm not sure there will be newspapers and its one business I'd never be in.

News, news, news - that is what we want. You cannot beat news in a newspaper.

One-newspaper towns are not good because all the surviving newspaper does is print money. They make 25 percent on their money every year, and if they go down to 22 percent, they start laying people off.

I hate actual newspapers. In my opinion, they are only good for wrapping up presents or cleaning mirrors. Or packing boxes. Or stuffing into knee-high boots to help retain their shape. Or using for fun crafts. Okay, I don't hate actual newspapers, I guess.

A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.

A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.