My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
There has been growing quite a strain of irritating feeling between our government and the Russians and it seems to me that it is a time for me to use all the restraint I can on these other people who have been apparently getting a little more irritated.
We still need to be conscious of the fact that Russia has intercontinental ballistic missiles.
The House passage of our bill is a victory for this country! Common sense wins out. I'm just so thrilled and excited. The sale of guns must stop. Halfway measures are not enough.
I'm eternally grateful to fate and the citizens of Russia that they've trusted me to be the head of the Russian government.
I am not yet ready to be Tsar. I know nothing of the business of ruling.
Putin drops bombs. We drop leaflets.
Let's start fresh with Russia on some real help and some real reform.
In days of doubt, in days of dreary musings on my country's fate, you alone are my comfort and support, oh great, powerful, righteous, and free Russian language!
Your commanders have ordered you to storm the White House and to arrest me. But I as the elected President of Russia give you the order to turn your tanks and not to fight against your own people.
The best thing we can do if we want the Russians to let us be Americans is to let the Russians be Russian.