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If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

I'm crazy, but I'm not too crazy.

What we do to ourselves to look a certain way is crazy.

My hair is capable of doing a lot of different things.

Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living.

I've had some real hair disasters.

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.

Doesn't everyone have their hair done?

It's okay to be crazy, but don't be insane.

I'm one crazy, crazy guy.