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Showing up every day isn't enough. There are a lot of guys who show up every day who shouldn't have showed up at all.

But if you're doing something, show up everyday, and something good might happen - it's not going to happen if you don't show up.

Showing up is not all of life - but it counts for a lot.

When it comes to the acting stuff, I like to show up for a couple days and kind of be outrageous and silly, and go back to my day job.

Acting is completely different from the standup world. You have these 12- or 14-hour days, but you have a great time doing it. It's like hanging out with your friends.

I would say if you are going to party, show up on time to work.

I've been doing this since I was 12... I don't want to act much longer; I can't do one thing my whole life.

I really try to get eight hours of sleep, and I really try not to go out after a Tuesday or Friday night show because I know I have a two-show day the following day.

You're in the gym eight hours a day; you're not preparing for cameras and running around and doing tour stops and making acting appearances.

Nothing is better than going home to family and eating good food and relaxing.