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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Actually, I don't like dogs. I'm from Morocco, and people there don't like animals.

Most Americans acquire dogs impulsively and for dubious reasons: as a Christmas gift for the kids. Because they saw one in a movie. To match the new living-room furniture. Because they moved to the suburbs and see a dog as part of the package.

Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.

Americans are very big about loving the dog first, so when you tell them you have to set rules and limitations, a lot of people believe it's going to hurt their feelings. They're actually looking for you to be the pack leader.

I always disliked dogs, those protectors of cowards who lack the courage to fight an assailant themselves.

Sometimes, people will just never love dogs.

Some people who like dogs don't like cats, but I'm not like that.

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.