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I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.

Granny beads are what they're called when a grandma works the garden all day - you always see them - they have a handkerchief around their neck with a lot of dust on them, and then the sweat will go down and make these black beads of sweat and dirt around their neck. And that's what they call granny beads.

I have a Bible near my bed.

'Grandmother' doesn't mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren.

I give unto my wife my second best bed with the furniture.

I always take my make-up off before bed.

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it.