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Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, 'He's very odd, but he likes to cook. He's creepy, but he makes good pancakes!'

I'm not the neatest person in the kitchen by any means.

Everyone who goes to a job he doesn't like is a lot weirder than I am.

I'm not a neat freak. I don't mind things being messy but I mind them being dirty. I just can't relax in a dirty environment. I like things organized.

I'm so weird and quirky, and painfully awkward sometimes.

Be the weirdest little weird in all Weird Town.

I'm a very neat person.

I hate a messy closet. I totally freak out when my closet is messy and I can't find anything.