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I apply the three gag rule, which is if I can read a script without gagging more than three times, then maybe I can say yes to this job.

I honestly do feel - and I hope I don't gag anybody if they read this - but I feel like I'm one of the luckiest people in the world.

In the end, everything is a gag.

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.

If the gag is complicated, you spend more time thinking about the way you're drawing it.

I'm like a sight gag.

I'd feel guilty just doing gags.

I do not favor the gag order.

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.

I try to be as clear as I can be.