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Though designed as a mere convenience, clothing sizes establish an unintended norm, an ideal from which deviations seem like flaws. There's nothing like a trip to the dressing room to convince a woman - fat, thin, or in between - that she's a freak.

I take my dog to the vet a lot because he's old and sick, and I always step on the scale when I'm there. Let's just say shirts that were once button-able are no longer. I'm constantly being roasted by my wife.

I used to always buy clothes too big, but I should have showed off instead of covering up.

When it comes to size, most people don't want to see themselves looking bigger than what they are.

Well, fluffy shirts are, by definition, very comfortable.

People sometimes wear shirts that are really boxy, and you can see them over the top of their trousers, which doesn't look right to me.

All my stuff is men's fashion. It's always oversized shirts, boyfriend blazers and trousers.

It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little Chihuahuas and the guys come in with their Golden Retrievers.

Costume people are always saying they don't have clothes big enough for me.