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I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.

I know someone young whose husband left her for another woman. He later came back and wanted to rekindle the relationship. It was too late. His ex-wife had found someone else. Good for her.

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.

You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children.

My wife, Jill, and I have an incredibly close working relationship, and an incredibly happy married one. We met through work. I was the world's worst advertising copywriter. She had the misfortune to be my account director, so from the very start she was my boss, and she still is.

My former wife is a truly wonderful person.

You don't particularly want to stay close to your ex-wife. Or why would she be your ex-wife?

I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.