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I couldn't throw a knuckleball if my life depended on it.

There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works.

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.

How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then go pick it up.

I've pretty much behaved like a knucklehead my entire life.

I lost the good stuff on my fastball. I had to come up with something to keep me in the league. The knuckler rescued me then.

Knuckleball pitching is a very small fraternity.

I'm not a ball in a pinball machine. I know what I want.

Never reach out your hand unless you're willing to extend an arm.