If you don't have a leg to stand on, you can't put your foot down.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Everyone has setbacks. I'm no different. I happen to have no legs. That's pretty much the fact.
I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.
When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.
As a footballer I can't imagine life without the use of one of my legs... Sadly this is exactly what happens to thousands of children every year when they accidentally step on a landmine.
You can always land on your feet if you know where the ground is.
You can't put your feet on the ground until you've touched the sky.
If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that's backwards.
I've always been brought up to stand on my own two feet and not rely too heavily on everyone else around me.
I don't know why the universe is so determined to keep my feet on the ground.
There is no such thing as standing still.