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I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

I've never thought that what I do as an actor does anything for anybody, other than making them laugh once in a while.

I'm foremost an actor. I feel embarrassed being compared to the guys who really work at it. I fake it, I make believe I know all about it, which is what you're supposed to do as an actor.

You can't substitute the act of making people laugh. It's definitely something that actors like to do.

I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.

I think actors get too comfortable. I like being uncomfortable as an actor because it keeps you alive. I don't know, I think it's important.

My problem with being an actor was that I was far too shy to actually do it.

I'm not in a position where I get to pick and choose roles. I usually go on auditions in long lines and embarrass myself in front of casting directors, and with a lump in my throat and my ears burning, I walk past reception and smirking actors as I go to the parking garage and go back on the highway.

I've had some ambivalent feelings about being an actor. I don't know that I've ever been totally and completely comfortable with it.