Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
The problem is that for women, the average time is just over 14 minutes... men are left with about 12 minutes during which time they need to think of something to do!
I think anybody can cook if they take the time.
And I love to cook! I've impressed hundreds of women with my cooking. And they always come back for more.
In the amount of time it takes to microwave a TV dinner, you can put something much tastier on the table, I promise.
We light the oven so that everyone may bake bread in it.
We have women working in the foundries, stripped to the waist, if you please, because of the heat.
If I put the top down, I start to burn in about five minutes.
It's about ladies, as usual. I'm telling the ladies I got the right temperature to keep them warm.
I like to cook things very slowly.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.